Our jerky is made from real billionaires. High-protein, bold flavors, limited drops.

THE REVIEWS

Testimonials

  • So soft

    “I used to eat Slim Jims. Now I eat the elite.”

    — Kyle J., ex-gym bro turned class traitor

  • Wicked smart

    “Chewed through a bag during a Zoom layoff. Tasted like justice.”

    — Priya R., mid-level marketing casualty

  • Delicious

    “I brought this to a barbecue full of tech bros. Nobody made it out.”

    — Devin S., definitely on a watchlist now